| Joyce: | He has like the most beautiful eyes, he dresses nice, and he has dimples! He can play the piano, and the guitar, and SING! |
| Mani: | Wow dimples, let's see how long that'll last, they'll be craters when you're old. |
| *294832492 hours later | |
| Joyce: | He's so perfect! |
| Mani: | Why don't you marry him then? |
| Joyce: | He lives hella far, like in Corona. |
| Mani: | Oh. |
| *3947391232 hours later | |
| Joyce: | He's perfect. Gah. |
| Mani: | Can you shut up? |
| Joyce: | WHY. I THOUGHT YOU SAID I CAN SHOW YOU HIM. |
| Mani: | Yeah, that's it. Once you're done showing me, you have to shut up about him tomorrow |
| Joyce: | Aw. what why.. |
| *459456921312 hours later | |
| Joyce: | MANI COME HERE. |
| Mani: | WOAH, he's asian? |
| Joyce: | Well.. Thuy IS the one that likes the white, black and mexican boys.. |
| Mani: | WOW. I thought you were going to show me like some old white model dude, or something but you're showing me this shit!? Dude fuck this you're a pedo. |
| *5469473742 hours later | |
| Mani: | Wait, so he's from New Orleans? |